Following the audit of A.C.R.E., House Eridanus focus tested several name changes to the iconic beverage. Examples included “Effervescent Dairy,” “Alfredo Pop,” “Cheesy Fizz,” “Fheezy Cizz,” and “Bubbly Milk” but none passed muster. A handful of trials in lower Demnoph attempted to get some real-world data, but not a single customer bought anything not labeled Fizzy Cheese. Passers-by remarked that the new names simply sounded disgusting but at the same time rated Fizzy Cheese highly. It appears that in the minds of Demnophi, the brand name ‘Fizzy Cheese’ means more than a simply carbonated dairy meal substitute, but is timeless and universal.
Wasting no time, House Eridanus began what they called internally the "second wave" of fizzy cheese. This "second wave" consisted of changing the logo on the can while keeping the formula the same. With new flavors coming out regularly and with sales rising, Eridanii Investors would call this second wave a success.
A classic. Most popular carbonated dairy drink in the sector! Now with a new look!
Fizzy Cheese Pumpkin Spice
Do you feel the chill in the recirculated air? Did you notice everyone wearing tiger-sheep skin boots and fleece? The only thing missing is a can of Pumpkin Spice Fizzy Cheese! House Eridanus proudly presents the seasonal favorite of Pumpkin Spice Fizzy Cheese, hot, cold, grab a can now and spray it down!
Fizzy Cheese Bread
You asked for it! The Public demanded it! By popular demand Fizzy Cheese Bread!
Fizzy Cheese Wet Cardboard
Winner of the first ever Fizzy Cheese flavor contest!
What is more classic than Wet Cardboard? No frills, no fluff. Just the facts. It is what it is. Just wet cardboard.
"We NEED Fizzy Cheese Wet Cardboard."
Fizzy Cheese Rain Kissed Cardboard
Discontinued after losing the Fizzy Cheese Flavor contest
"Ah!" you say, as you open your Eridanii refrigeration unit. "Just what my parched throat longs for. The sweet kiss of the rain. The reliability of my menial labor in service to the empire. Kissed by the love of my benevolent and caring noble. Carbonated and cheesy to match my unrefined tongue bumps. Fizzy Cheese.. Rain Kissed Cardboard." You smile and spray one down with you and your serf children.
Fizzy Cheese, Rain Kissed Cardboard. Soft on the gums, but still with a bit of crunch. Spray It down today!
Fizzy Cheese Caramel Apple
Is your teen child consuming the correct amount of nutrients? Are you a cool teen who enjoys Caramel Apples and doing kickflips?
Fizzy Cheese! It's good for your bones!
Fizzy Cheese Bone-In Volcanic Rock
"I'd rather eat rocks :D"
"Boneless rocks are for weaklings!"
After many hours of diligent market research and focus group testing and feedback. House Eridanus has truly come up with the right balance of crunchy, smoky, slightly burning earthy notes locked in with authentic bone-in flavor!
Introducing Fizzy Cheese Bone-In Volcanic Rock! Spray it down!
Fizzy Cheese Cactus Juice
Are you stressed? Tired? Need something to take your mind off the stress of the election? Try a NEW take on an old favorite. Introducing Fizzy Cheese Cactus Juice! Smooth and refreshing, Fizzy cheese cactus juice might just help YOU relax today
Fizzy Cheese Plode
Introducing Fizzy Cheese PLODE, so packed with flavor that it will blow your mind and promises to be an explosive hit on the market. Coming soon to all public vending machines across the sector. Stay tuned to the Fizzy Cheese notification list to hear exciting updates!
Fizzy Cheese plasma Enema
Originally a "Joke" flavor rumored to be released on fools day. After the day passed and no new fizzy cheese was released, the general public continued to ask about the release date. Such a public outcry eventually became a single batch limited production. As one of the least produced fizzy cheese's, Plasma Enema quickly became one of the most expensive fizzy cheese's to date. For many collectors it became their white whale.
"I support Fizzy Cheese like I support plasma enemas"
-Satisfied Customer
Fizzy Cheese Spooktacular Surprise
BOO! Did I scare you? Have no fear! Fizzy Cheese Spooktacular Surprise is here!
House Eridanus Proudly Presents to the sector its first annual mystery flavor of Fizzy Cheese!
Are you BRAVE enough to find out what it tastes like Pie? Octopus? Gym socks?! Or 23 different flavors! Or are you too CHICKEN.
Don't be a scaredy-CAT.
Oh. Did I mention? The First to guess correctly gets a 1 year supply of Spooktacular Surprise! Contest runs until midnight Oct 31th.
Spray one down today!
....IF YOU DARE!
Fizzy Cheese Bone Meal
Did you know? Fizzy Cheese is good for your bones! Introducing Fizzy Cheese Bone Meal, good for your bones and good for your garden!
Fizzy Cheese Methyltheobromine, 100% PURE!
Are you tired of all these arguments and fights? Well its time to wake up and spray it down! Fizzy Cheese Methyltheobromine, 100% PURE!
As the coffee trade wars of Cabina heat up fizzy cheese wanted to capitalize on the opportunity by releasing their own take.
Fizzy Cheese Buttered Popcorn
Tired after a long day? Want to watch a new PRISM Movie but haven't eaten yet? Don't Fret! Now you can do both! Enjoy a Fizzy Cheese Buttered Popcorn great for both mealtime and the movies!
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Fizzy Cheese Mozzarella
What could be more exciting than announcing a new line of Fizzy Cheese?! House Eridanus proudly Presents the "Real Cheese Product" line starting with Fizzy Cheese Mozzarella!
Fun fact! Did you know that Fizzy cheese mozzarella has more than 20 uses?
The "House Special" flavor Line[]
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Fizzy Cheese First Blood
After a long fought battle - or short fought battle, you might just be that good - why not refresh your electrolytes with the the salt of your enemy?! Introducing a House Reticulum special: Fizzy Cheese First Blood. You didn’t know you needed it til now!
Fizzy Cheese First Blood, Spray it down!
2 Month limited release on Aomori, normal release sector wide after initial 2 months
Fizzy Cheese Seraph Style Mocha
You've tried Fizzy Cheese Hot Chocolate and Fizzy Cheese Coffee, now try the flavor sensation of Fizzy Cheese Seraph Style Mocha! Available in stores now!* Perfect Ice-Cold or Piping-Hot, you can't go wrong with this drink.
* 2 Month exclusive release in stores on Cabina, to be released sector wide at a later date
Fizzy Cheese Centuri-0's
The breakfast of the Legions in a convenient can! Made with 100% natural* ingredients, including grains and extra engine oil!
Fizzy Cheese Taste of Victory!
Congratulations to the Victorious House of [[Pyxis/Fornax]]! In celebration of having your house earn the glory of having the chosen Emperox, House Eridanus proudly introduces its newest flavor of fizzy cheese. Taste of Victory!
limited run fizzy cheese. Will run from coronation day 3201 to coronation day 3301
Fizzy Cheese Taste of Victory!
Congratulations to the Victorious House of [[Pyxis/Fornax]]! In celebration of having your house earn the glory of having the chosen Emperox, House Eridanus proudly introduces its newest flavor of fizzy cheese. Taste of Victory!
limited run fizzy cheese. Will run from coronation day 3201 to coronation day 3301
